FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Randomize
