I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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