god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
