this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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