You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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