It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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