Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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