i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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