is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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