I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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