You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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