The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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