They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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