whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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