Buhtt sex?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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