Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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