I'm drive I can fine osifer
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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