Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Sext me about skeletons
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
