Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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