dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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