Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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