The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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