Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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