All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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