yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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