So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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