get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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