i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I am one with the molecules
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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