What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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