Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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