We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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