Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Also, beer. Big fan.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
