That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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