That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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