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he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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