it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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