I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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