KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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