I'm gonna have a badass scar
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
