i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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