thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
