we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I was not drunk enough for that final.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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