elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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