Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
jump out the window naked night went bad
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