Plan B is the new Plan A
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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