im six kinds of drunk right now
i think i have herpe
just one?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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