What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
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