i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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