you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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