Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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