We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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