are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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