I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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