Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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