sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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