My brain says no but my pants say off.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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