I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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